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Police: Man, 74, Masturbated in Car; A 5 mph Car Chase; Golf Cart Bumper Cars; BOE Employee Charged

When crime is weird, wild or just plain ridiculous, you’ll find it in OMG PD.

STRATFORD – Police arrested a 74-year-old Stratford man this week for allegedly masturbating in his vehicle while parked at Short Beach.

A woman told police she witnessed it. When police arrived, the man, who police identified as Pat Staltaro, reportedly had his pants down and a container of cream and soiled napkins in the car.

He was charged with breach of peace and public indecency. Here’s the full report.

NORTH BRANDORD – A 29-year-old New Haven man engaged police in a car chase this week – at 5 mph.

Police said an officer spotted the man, who police identified as Eliezer Luna, traveling 5 mph in a 45 mph zone. When police attempted to pull him over, Luna reportedly kept driving at the same rate of speed. Ultimately an officer had to use a police cruiser to block Luna’s vehicle from veering into oncoming traffic, and the chase ended there, according to the police report.

Police said Luna was in possession of PCP and was charged with possession, along with a handful of other charges. For the full report, click here.

FAIRFIELD – Police arrested a 25-year-old Bridgeport man accused of by stealing a golf cart from one course and smashing it into golf carts at another. The man allegedly stole a golf cart from an elderly woman playing golf at Brooklawn Country Club in Fairfield and drove the cart to Fairchild Wheeler Golf Club, where he smashed it into three golf carts, causing $1,600 in damage, as well as additional damage to the greens.

MILFORD – Police said a Board of Education employee was hit with charges this week for allegedly hitting a pedestrian with a snow plow this winter.

The driver, identified as Dale Kubek, 50, of Milford, maintains he didn't realize he had struck anything on Jan. 26, when the accident was reported at Darina Place and High Street, according to police.

For more on this, click here.

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cheryl May 23, 2013 at 04:29 pm
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cheryl May 23, 2013 at 04:36 pm
Get out of the Common Core mandated curriculum that's how you save our children. He's a report fromRead More Dept of Ed- DOE released a report as part of its common core standards that included technology to monitor students in the name of developing best teaching practices that could promote "GRIT,TENACITY, AND PERSERVERANCE." Behavior task performance measures are the broad set of methods used to capture behavior consistent with perseverance or lack thereof, and in many cases associated emotional experiences, physical movements or facial expressions, physiological responses, and thoughts-- that students do in response to a particular challenge, the report said. Wanting to understand a student's response in a time of stress, the dept. report went on to state its desire to analyze various metrics, including facial expression, brain waves patterns, heart rate, posture and eye tracking using facial recognition cameras, posture analysis seats, pressure mouse, and wireless skin conductance sensor ( worn around the wrist). Sensors provide constant, parallel streams of data and are used with data mining techniques and self report measures to examine frustration, motivation/flow, confidence, boredom and fatigue, the report said.
Ann Criscuolo Pari May 22, 2013 at 10:37 am
while receiving Staples Rewards does help defray the cost of supplies for the teachers, they areRead More STILL putting cash out of their own pockets! This should not be. But Kudos to the teachers who put their students above their own financial situation. The Town and parents should be footing the costs, not the teachers.